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The girl who stole my cute erasers


Posted on 7th February, by Ana Carrete in Ana Carrete. 12 Comments

The girl who stole my cute erasers

She had two very cute pencils and I wanted them. One of them had a snowball on top (instead of an eraser). Inside of the ball, there was an ice cream cone with three scoops. Glitter floated all over and around the ice cream cone. It was amazing. I traded my cute erasers for her two pencils. (The other pencil was probably just a Lisa Frank one). One day, she was like, “Gimme back my pencils!” I was like, “Um, gimme my erasers…” She was like, “I don’t have them. I can give them back tomorrow but give me my pencils.”

I returned the pencils.

She never returned the erasers.

She thought she was a witch when we were in sixth grade. She told some of us. I told a bunch of girls at a sleepover.

She tried to move a spoon with her mind one time. She failed and I was happy.

She had a stepmom and her stepmom was a bad cook. One time she made spaghetti and it was ridiculously long. Everyone sat there and chewed it for more than an hour.

When she told us she was a witch, I was like, “coooooool” but I thought “dumb”.

She was the tallest girl in the class.

She’s married now. Can someone cyber-seduce her husband. Do it “for the lulz”. It’s payback time.





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  • Jtprius510

    your demeanor when it comes to dealing with confronational issues feels very conservative for the most part and I find that endearing about you and your writing because that’s rare where I’m from. people are a lot quicker to fight over things like that out here. and where most people I know would fight, you make a mental note out of the messed up things people do on a regular basis. probably healthier, idk. cool piece.

    • http://someharddrugs.blogspot.com Carolyn DeCarlo

      i don’t think it is healthier, but it is what i do also.

      • http://twitter.com/ana_carrete ana c.

        high five! haha

        • Jtprius510

          i wish i had more friends like you.

  • http://newhandsweepstakes.com/contributors/brian-mcelmurry/ Brian M

    awesome!

    • http://twitter.com/ana_carrete ana c.

       THANK YOU :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Noe-Jerzain-Gomez/100001101857543 Noe Jerzain Gomez

    what a witch!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    yay cybering 

    • http://twitter.com/ana_carrete ana c.

       YAY !

  • http://thetimewornwhat.blogspot.com/ shaun gannon

    i will do it.

    • http://twitter.com/ana_carrete ana c.

      :D !!!!!!



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